當(dāng)前位置：簡歷中不該出現(xiàn)的致命錯(cuò)誤
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營在酷學(xué)酷玩，擺脫英語學(xué)習(xí)的困境�？鞓敷w驗(yàn), 你的舞臺(tái)!
上海新東方酷學(xué)酷玩夏令營，英文簡歷中不該出現(xiàn)的致命錯(cuò)誤
致命的大錯(cuò)
"finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."
"qualifications: no education or experience."
"i am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."
"my compensation should be at least equal to my age."
"reason for leaving: it had to do with the irs, fbi and sec."
"fired because i fought for lower pay."
"size of employer: very tall, probably over 6"5" .
" "please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."
"reason for leaving: my boss said the end of the world is near."
"reason for leaving: the owner gave new meaning to the word "paranoia." i prefer to elaborate privately."
打字錯(cuò)誤與語法錯(cuò)誤
"here are my qualifications for you to overlook."
"strengths: ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."
"i am a rabid typist."
"work history: performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."
"after receiving advice from several different angels, i have decided to pursue a new line of work."
"accounting cleric."
"as indicted, i have over five years of experience analyzing investments."
"suspected to graduate early next year."
"disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."
"proven ability to track down and correct erors."
"accomplishments: oversight of entire department."
"am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."
"accomplishments: completed 11 years of high school."
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