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數(shù)字： 
2 = to/too 
2b or not 2b = to be or not to be 
4 = for 
4ever = forever 
a： 
asl = age/sex/location 
afaic = as far as i’m concerned 
afaik = as far as i know 
afk = away from keyboard 
aiamu = and i’m a monkey’s uncle 
aisi = as i see it 
aka = also known as 
ambw = all my best wishes 
anfawfows = and now for a word word from our web sponsor 
aots = all of the sudden 
asafp = as soon as "friggin" possible 
asap = as soon as possible 
atst = at the same time 
awgthtgtta = are we going to have to go through this again 
awgthtgttsa = are we going to have to go through this sh again 
aysos = are you stupid or something 
b： 
b4 = before 
b4n = bye for now 
bbfbbm = body by fisher, brains by mattel 
bbiab = be back in a bit 
bbiaf = be back in a few 
bbl = be back later 
bbn = bye bye now 
bcnu = be seein’ you 
bf = boyfriend 
bfd = big fing deal 
bfn = bye for now 
bhof = bald headed old fart 
bif = basis in fact 
bitd = back in the day 
biz = business 
bm = byte me 
bmota = byte me on the ass 
bnf = big name fan 
bohica = bend over here it comes again 
br = bathroom 
brb = be right back 
brt = be right there 
bs = big smile 
bt = byte this 
btdt = been there done that 
btsoom = beats the sh out of me 
btw = by the way 
btwbo = be there with bells on 
bwdik = but what do i know? 
bwo = black, white or other 
c： 
cam = web camera 
ciao = goodbye (in italian) 
cid = consider it done 
cio = check it out 
cis = compuserve information service 
cmf = count my fingers 
cof$ = church of scientology 
craft = can’t remember a fing thing 
craws = can’t remember anything worth a sh 
csl = can’t stop laughing 
ctc = choaking the chicken 
cu = see you 
cul/cyl/cul8r = see you later 
cwyl = chat with you later 
cya = cover your ass 
d： 
dbeyr = don’t believe everything you read 
dd = due diligence 
ddd = direct distance dial 
deti = don’t even think it 
dgt = don’t go there 
dhyb = don’t hold your breath 
diik = damned if i known 
dilligad = do i look like i give a d\amn 
dilligas = do i look like i give a sh 
dkdc = don’t know don’t care 
dl = download 
dltm = don’t lie to me 
dqydj = don’t quit you’re day job 
drib = don’t read if busy 
ds = dunce smiley 
dystsott = did you see the size of that thing 
e： 
eg = evil grin 
eom = end of message 
eso = equipment smarter than operator 
f： 
f2f/ftf = face to face 
faq = frequently asked question 
fbks = failure between keyboard and seat 
fe = for example/fatal error 
ff&pn = fresh fields and pastures new 
foaf = friend of a friend 
ftasb = faster than a speeding bullet 
ft = faint 
ftl = faster than light 
fttb = for the time being 
fubar = fed up beyond all recognition 
fubb = fed up beyond belief 
fud = (spreading) fear, uncertainty, and disinformation 
fwiw = for what it’s worth 
fya = for your amusement 
fyi = for your information 
fym = for your misinformation 
g： 
g2g = got to go 
g8t/gr8 = great 
gal = get a life 
gdgd = good,good 
gf = girlfriend 
gg = good game/gotta go 
gigo = garbage in, garbage out 
giwist = gee, i wish i’d said that 
gl = good luck 
glyasdi = god loves you and so do i 
gmta = great minds think alike 
gnblfy = got nothing but love for you 
gr&d = grinning running and ducking 
grrrr = "growling" 
gsoas = go sit on a snake 
gtg = got to go 
gtgb = got to go, bye 
gtgp = got to go pee 
gth = go to hell 
gtsy = glad to see ya 
gypo = get your pants offbe a queen. 
h： 
hago = have a good one 
hak = hugs and kisses 
hb = hurry back 
hd = hold 
hho1/2k = ha ha, only half kidding 
hhok = ha ha, only kidding 
hiooc = help! i’m out of coffee 
howz = how is 
hth = hope this (that) helps 
hua = heads up ace 
huya = head up you’re a 
i： 
iac = in any case 
iae = in any event 
ianac = i am not a crook 
ianal = i am not a lawyer 
ibt = in between technology 
ibtd = i beg to differ 
ic = i see/in character 
idgaf = i don’t give a f 
idgi = i don’t get it 
idk = i don’t know 
idky = i don’t know you 
idst = i didn’t say that 
idts = i don’t think so 
ifab = i found a bug 
ifu = i fed up 
iggp = i gotta go pee 
iiio = intel inside, idiot outside 
iimad = if it makes an(y) difference 
iirc = if i remember correctly 
iiwm = if it were me 
iliciscomk = i laughed, i cried, i spat/spilt coffee/crumbs/coke on my keyboard 
ily = i love you 
imho = in my humble opinion 
imnsho = in my not so humble opinion 
imo = in my opinion 
inmp = it’s not my problem 
inpo = in no particular order 
ioh = i’m outta here 
iow = in other words 
irl = in real life 
iss = i said so 
itm = in the money 
iykwim = if you know what i mean 
iyss = if you say so 
j： 
j/c = just checking 
j/k = just kidding! 
j/w = just wondering 
jafo = just another fing onlooker 
k： 
k/kk = ok/ok, ok 
kfy = kiss for you 
kiss = keep it simple stupid 
kit = keep in touch 
kma = kiss my ass 
kwim = know what i mean 
kx = kiss 
kypo = keep your pants on 
l： 
l8r = later 
ld = long distance 
ldttwa = let’s do the time warp again 
llta = lots and lots of thunderous applause 
lmao = laughing my ass off 
lmk = let me know 
lol = laughing out loud/lots of luck(love) 
ltic = laughing ’til i cry 
ltns = long time no see 
lyl = love ya lots 
lylas = love you like a sister 
m： 
m8t = mate 
mhoty = my hat’s off to you 
mm = market maker 
morf = male or female? 
motd = message of the day 
motss = members of the same sex 
mtfbwy = may the force be with you 
mwbrl = more will be revealed later 
myob = mind your own business 
n： 
n = and/know/now 
nak = nursing at keyboard 
naz = name, address, zip (also means nasdaq) 
nbd = no big deal 
nbif = no basis in fact 
nfi = no fing idea 
nfw = no fing way 
nifoc = nude in front of the computer 
nm = never mind 
nmp = not my problem 
nmu = nothing much you 
noyb = none of your business 
np = no problem 
nqocd = not quite our class dear 
nrg = energy 
nrn = no reply necessary 
nycfs = new york city finger saluet 
o： 
oaus = on an unrelated subject 
obtw = oh, by the way 
oic = oh, i see 
oicu = oh, i see you 
omdb = over my dead body 
omg = oh my god/oh my gosh 
omik = open mouth, insert keyboard 
onna = oh no, not again 
ooc = out of character 
ootb = out of the box/out of the blue 
ot = off topic 
otoh = on the other hand 
owtte = or words to that effect 
oz = stands for "australia" 
p： 
pebcak = problem exists between chair and keyboard 
pem = privacy enhanced mail 
pic = picture 
pimp = peeing in my pants 
pita = pain in the ass 
pls/plz = please 
pmfji = pardon me for jumping in 
po = piss off 
pos = parents over shoulder 
pov = point of view 
ppl = people 
pro = professional 
ps = by the way/photoshop 
t： 
tah = take a hike 
tanstaafl = there ain’t no such thing as a free lunch 
tarfu = things are really fed up 
tdtm = talk dirty to me 
teotwawki = the end of the world as we know it 
tfn = thanks for nothin’ 
thx/tx/thks = thanks 
tia = thanks in advance 
tiail = think i am in love 
tic = tongue in cheek 
tla = three letter acronym 
tlgo = the list goes on 
tm = trust me 
tmi = too much information 
tmtowtdi = there’s more than one way to do it 
tptb = the powers that be 
tsr = totally stuck in ram 
ttfn = ta ta for now 
ttt = that’s the ticket/to the top 
ttul/ttyl = talk to you later 
twhab = this won’t hurt a bit 
ty = thank you 
tyvm = thank you very much 
u： 
u = you 
ur = your 
u r = you are 
unpc = unpolitically correct 
uryy4m = you are too wise for me 
v： 
vfm = values for money 
vg = very good 
w： 
wag = wild ass guess 
wai = what an idiot 
wb = welcome back 
wca = who cares anyway 
wdys = what did you say? 
wdyt = what do you think? 
we = whatever 
weg = wicked evil grin 
wg = wicked grin 
wgaff = who gives a flying f 
wiifm = what’s in it for me? 
wit = wordsmith in training 
witfits = what in the f is this sh 
wog = wise old guy 
wot/wut = what 
wrt = with respect to/with regard to 
wtf = what the f 
wtg = way to go! 
wtsds = where the sun don’t shine 
wymm = will you marry me 
wyp = what’s your problem? 
wyrn = what’s your real name? 
wys = whatever you say 
wysiwyg = what you see is what you get 
wyt = whatever you think 
x： 
x u = kiss you 
y： 
y = why 
ya = you 
ya = yet another 
yafiygi = you asked for it you got it 
ydkm = you don’t know me 
yep/yup = yes 
ygbk = you gotta be kiddin’ 
ymmv = your mileage may vary 
ynk = you never know 
yoyo = you’re on your own 
yr = yeah, right 
ysyd = yeah, sure you do 
yttt = you telling the truth? 
yyssw = yeah yeah sure sure whatever